E-mail me at laugh(at)chrisdoucette.com or call me at 202-907-3486. It's just that easy. Never booked a comedian before? Here's how it works:

E-mail me the following information:
1. Who you are.
2. What your event is.
3. The date of your event.
4. How much time you'd like me to entertain your audience/guests/donors/prisoners.

I'll reply with my availability and my rates. That's it. Pretty simple stuff. I'm a gay comedian in New York City and often perform in the Boston, Providence, Washington, DC and Baltimore areas. I can perform at your birthday party, roast, anniversary, or special event of any kind.

FAQ: Why can't you just list your rates right here and make it easier?
ANS: Because every show is different. Factors include whether you're a for-profit or non-profit, how much time you want, how much travel time is involved, etc. I run those factors through a very complicated algorithm and divide by pi. I'm sure we'll work something out.

Thanks for considering me for your show!